WHY WONT IT TALK

SOMETIMES FOR WHAT EVER EASON IN MY LIFE I WAKE UP VERY EARLY AND CANNOT GET BACK TO SLEEP 4.30AM THIS MORNING FOR ONE. SO I READ AND FINISHED THE NEW JEFFERY DEAVER NOVEL EDGE A STAND ALONE BOOK AWAY FROM HIS LINCOLN RHYME SERIES WHICH SOME MAY REMEMBER FROM THE FILM THE BONE COLLECTOR STARRING DENZIL WASHINGTON THE NEWE BOOK AS ALWAYS HAS TWISTS AND TURNS AND I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING SO HAVE A GOOD READ
AFTER THE BOOK CAME THIS THING I AM TYPING ON NOW THE COMPUTER AND AT THE MOMENT DOES NOT SEEM TO WANT TO TALK TO MY PRINTER DID THEY FALL OUT OVER A DATE MAYBE THE PRINTER WAS NOT THE GENTLEMAN TO THE LAPTOP WHICH FOR ME WILL ALWAYS BE FEMALE I DONT KNOW WHY MAYBE SOMEONE WHO HAS DONE A SURVEY OF THESE THINGS
SO AFTER MUCH PULLING OUT OF CABLES AND SWITCHING OFF THINGS THAT USUALLY WORKS THE BUT NOT THIS MORNING AS I SIT NOW FIRST IN THE DARK AND NOW AS THE FIRST RAYS OF LIGHT TAKE ON THE NEW DAY ALTHOUGH MY DAY AS I SAY STARTED AT LOT EARLIER IT STILL WONT TALK MAYBE THEY WILL KISS AND MAKE UP AND HE MIGHT EVEN SEND A VALENTINE CARD WILL THAT BE A EMAIL CARD I SUPPOSE NOT MANY DROP ON THE MAT THESE DAYS AS THE POST BECOMES EVEN MORE OBSOLETE WHERE WILL IT ALL END I ASK MYSELF ALL I KNOW IS I WISH THEY WOULD TALK TO EACH OTHER AGAIN OR A NEW YOUNGER MODEL MAYBE THE ORDER OF THE DAY WATCH THIS SPACE AS THEY SAY OR MAYBE THE LAPTOP WILL STOP TALKING AS WELL THEN WHERE WOULD WE BE